See it: the Laugh Chip

Click this Laugh Chip and your computer laughs. That is, it selects at random one hilarious burst of recorded laughter from all those available inside Funny Bits from Your Talking Chips™.

Do stuff with your Laugh Chip...

Star in your own comedy show.: The computer will laugh at your jokes. All of them. Just push the button. Mental health and safety warning: if the computer responds with sarcastic or demented laughter, this has nothing to do with your joke. Really. The Laugh Chip chooses laughs at random. Fortunately, you’ll soon learn to set up icons that laugh just the way you want them to..
Turn your daily life to a sitcom.: All you need is a laugh track. Life’s daily mishaps, from lost e-mail to noisy neighbors—they’re really the stuff of comedy. And even when you can’t laugh at them, your computer can. Just click the Laugh Chip.
Learn to laugh at your anxieties.: The Laugh Chip is more fun than behavioral therapy and works much better than Freud. Whisper your deepest fears to the computer, then click the button. Click it again, and try to join in. See? Can your problem really be that serious?
Get revenge on your enemies.: Tell your computer about the latest stunt Fred pulled. Then push the Laugh Chip button. Your extremely smart computer is laughing because it knows things will turn out well for you and badly for Fred. Poor Fred.
End phone conversations with style.: "Sorry, some people just came into my office." Then push the Laugh Chip button. Your caller will be impressed that you are so busy and popular—that is, if the laugh doesn't come up sarcastic or demented....hmmm. Maybe you’d be a bit safer using one of the programmable icons—check out the little caterpillar-y JokePicker Chip for details!

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Page Created: June 16, 2001

Page Modified: October 30, 2001