The Funny Bits circuit board

Here it is, right on your screen—visual proof that silicon and copper can attain consciousness!* circuit board image map

Two of these chips give fast gratification. In the upper-left corner is your smiling Joke Chip. When you click on it, it tells a joke and then laughs at its own sense of humor.

If you want to do the joke-telling yourself, use the Laugh Chip, right next to it. Go ahead, tell your gnarliest pun or your silliest knock-knock. Then click on the Laugh Chip for a guaranteed laugh.**

The other two talking chips let you program your computer to make you laugh.

The wiggly-tailed caterpillar is your JokePicker Chip. It lets you create your own settings for five programmable icons. That's right, you get to pick your own categories of jokes, voices, and laughs out of the big Funny Bits database.

The chip with a clock on its nose is the AutoJoker. It lets you teach your computer how and when to tell jokes automatically. The Countdown Joker counts down to jokes like a timer, telling a joke every few minutes. Or, the Sanity Saver works like a screen saver, telling jokes after the keyboard and mouse are idle for awhile.

Notes

*In its most rudimentary form, consciousness is silliness.

** Our Laugh Button has been use-tested by nerds in Cambridge, Massachusetts.Yes, FBTC, LLC can fully guarantee that any joke you tell will be better than many it's already laughed at.

See the: Circuit Board — Joke Chip — Laugh Chip — JokePicker Chip — AutoJoker

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Page Created: June 16, 2001

Page Modified: August 31, 2001